The east coast of the United States is in the middle of a heat wave right now and it’s crazy terrible. I just bought a house and spent last Saturday, which just so happened to be the hottest day of the year, moving all of my belongings from our apartment into a storage unit. It fucking sucked.
When my wife got home from work and all the manual labor was done, she was so excited about it that she wanted to fuck to thank me. I was so hot that I was not at all in the mood, so I passed on the sex.
Yes, Peepz…believe it or not, I passed on having sex with my hot ass wife.
I couldn’t deal with the sweat. Even after I took a shower and cleaned up I still felt sticky and gross. While I stood directly in front of my air conditioner completely naked, my wife did some Internet research to figure out how to make sex happen in the heat.
Refinery 29 came up with a Summer Sex Bucket list that was pretty amazing, so I wanted to share the goods with my favorite Peepz. I suggest printing it out and sticking it on your refrigerator so that way you can tick all the boxes as you go through the motions the next time you’re enduring a heat wave.
- Go skinny dipping
- Make out in a lake
- Have sex in a pool
- Play with an ice cube
- Turn your bedroom into an ice box by cranking up the A/C
- Have shower sex
- Have sex on the beach
- Change up positions
- Get busy outdoors
- Have sex in a tent
- Try mutual masturbation
- Use ice during oral
All of those (except for Sex on the Beach…you know how I feel about that) seem like really good ideas. My wife was very anti the whole, “Using ice during oral,” stuff. She said that she didn’t think freezing her clit off would be a good idea. I asked her when she lost her sense of adventure. Then she pinned me down to the bed with her crotch in my face and I took it back.
That’s true love right there.
How do you feel about temperature in the room when you’re having sex? Do you like the feeling of sweating in between the sheets or are you more of an A/C type of lover? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DM’s on twitter.
Source: Refinery 29