I see myself as an open person when it comes to sexual things. I’ve participated in fetish and kink play that “most” people wouldn’t even consider, I’ve fucked all sorts of people…but this story that I’m about to talk about right now, I mean, I’m having trouble not being judgy with this guy.
Sylvia Dungan, a resident of Salinas, California, wasn’t home at 5am when her Ring security system alerted her that there was a lot of traffic happening around her front door. She reviewed the footage and saw a man licking her doorbell…for three hours.
THREE HOURS OF DOOR BELL LICKING, PEEPZ!
Was he practicing his pussy eating skills? When you watch the video, he’s even watching his camera angles and making sure that the Ring system was capturing all the action. It’s almost like he was filming an amateur porno movie with the doorbell as his co-star.
The 33-year-old man has been identified as Roberto Daniel Arroyo. He is being charged with loitering and petty theft, because he swiped an extension cord from the front lawn. I mean, I don’t want to turn this into a post about bashing the laws of the United States, but someone licks your fucking doorbell for three hours and only gets charged with loitering?
It’s super creepy to have someone trolling around your house as it is, but can you imagine watching someone completely defile the entrance of your house with their tongue for three hours? Three hours is such a long time to be licking ANYTHING!
I don’t care if it’s a pussy or a doorbell.
That man’s tongue has some crazy stamina, even if he is a dickface.
Here’s a video of some of the footage from the camera:
My question to you, Peepz, is…what would you do in this situation? How would you react if you saw someone performing oral sex on your doorknob before dawn?
Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter with your game plans.
I’d probably punch a dude in the face, if I’m being honest.
Source: Kion 546