Game of Thrones was the topic of dinner conversation on Easter. My mom was fucking horrified while my sister and gushed out the plot points one hideous detail at a time. We told her that she should totally catch up because it’s like the soap operas she loves, only with much more full frontal nudity.
I’m going to keep typing here because I don’t want the actual spoiler about the second episode of the current season to show up on the main Peeperz page as a preview of the post. I care about spoilers…at least until a week passes. I could give a fuck honestly. I’m not able to watch the show until Tuesday night because of my weekly schedule, but you better believe that on Monday morning I’m hunting around the interweb for all the tea on the happenings. I like getting spoiled because I feel like I can watch a show and be educated about the happenings.
My wife thinks that’s a stupid way of thinking…but I jump way less than she does when we’re watching popular television shows, so there’s that.
Here’s a clip from the porno classic, Game of Bones:
Peepz! Arya had sex! The first battle of the season is about to start, she heads into the catacombs with Gendry, her bff for ages. The scene was less of a seduction and more of a proposition.
The battle was eminent. She was going to fight, but she didn’t want to die a virgin. As an independent, free-spirited warrior and faceless woman she wanted some dick, so she went out and found herself someone to pound. It was fucking perfect.
When the series started, Arya was a feisty kid but she has done some hardcore evolving over the seasons. She’s been doing adult things for quite some time and her first sex scene is just cementing the fact that viewers of the show need to realize that she’s not a kid anymore.
Sophie Turner, the actress who plays Arya’s sister Sansa on the show, had this to say on her instagram story:
That’s what she said.
I am so fucking psyched for the final season of Game of Thrones and can’t wait to see where the characters end up. Do you Peepz watch? Is there a hook-up scene between a few characters that you’ve been waiting for but haven’t seen yet? Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter.
Image: Queen of Thrones by Brazzers