Whenever the sun starts shining, my hair responds by getting lighter. In my 20s, I would spray that Sun-In and lemon juice all over my head crossing my fingers that it would turn blonde. Spoiler alert, it never did. I don’t know if I’d look good as a blonde anyway.
I had a dream last night that I was blonde and it was amazing. Instead of impulsively making a terrible decision and buying some bleach, I scoured the depths of PornHub to find a few clips for us to enjoy together. You ready? Let’s fap!
Tenia Trump loves to rub her clit while she’s getting dicked down from behind. Her puss gets spread wide open in this clip for WCP. Her blond hair pops golden against her skin.
My favorite adult entertainer at the moment is Abella Danger. I could watch every single video she’s ever made like 20 times in a row and never be bored of her cum faces and the intense way she fucks. In this lesbian vid, she lets Gia Derza have control of her cunt.
You have a 100% percent chance of me not bringing up Mia Malkova if you start talking about blonde pornstars in front of me. Yes, she’s bendy and I love contortionists, but over the past few years she has proved that her sexual skills are not a parlor trick.
Nicole Aniston’s tits are basically perfect. She has a super fit body and isn’t ashamed to show it off to strangers. She gets freaky in the gym with Abigail Mac in this Brazzers clip, which you can also watch in full HERE.
Elsa Jean’s car breaks down and a helpful stunt cock pulls over to the side of the road to help her out. You’re not going to believe how hot her ass looks when she’s riding on top of a BBC.
I feel like I need to do a PSA for my own benefit so I get the whole, “I should go blonde,” nonsense out of my head. Please remember to never attempt bleaching your hair at home by yourself. Leave that ish to the pros. Or learn how to be a pro and make some money for yourself. Step 3 is always profit.
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